i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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