it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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