Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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