I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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