I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
