just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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