Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You ate ashes out of my bong
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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