We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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