have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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