Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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