What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.