Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!