Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.