I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
