FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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