I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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