She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
whose parrot is this?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
