So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I touched a dick in church today
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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