apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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