Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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