she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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