If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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