It's Friday. Sex?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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