Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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