YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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