Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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