Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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