Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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