Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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