I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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