If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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