I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
