Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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