My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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