My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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