don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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