So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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