she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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