My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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