Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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