so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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