Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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