btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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