I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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