alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm at about main and main street
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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