TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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