I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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