I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
