I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why didn't you poke me back
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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