Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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