pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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