I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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