dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You pole danced in your parka.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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