fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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