I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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