So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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